lifaylon, SY, Me n RN reached heaven... Now Sy was ridiculed so much by lifaylon that he was conferred magical powers by god and asked to create something... He was given 3 days... At the end of 3 days All 5 of us including god assembled at the place and found and empty swimming pool staring at us... Sy claimed he had used the magical powers on it and a word was to be said before jumping in... Well God asked lifaylon to jump in... He was now a lil doubtful of SY's intent and since I was the one supporting SY in this regards asked me to jump in... Well I did uttering the word whiskey and sure enough when I jumped in the pool was filled with the finest whisky you could find... All of us savoured it... And now it was lifaylon's turn... Well he pointed again to RN and said "Ladies first"... Now it was RN's turned and she jumped murmurring holy milk under her breath... Sure the Pool got filled with the holy milk... Again God turned to lifaylon... He had not other option but to jump... Well he adjusted his suit... His tie... fidgeted around for sometime and moved forward towards the pool taking a deep breath... As he stepped forward he stumbled into the pool as he fell he shouted... SHIT !!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... ROFL...
Well this is a joke told by Osho... lifaylon replaced by the US prez...RN By Indira Gandhi... and russians by SY and me by a fellow russian who says vodka... There was also a scottish premier who shouts Champane... Cheers...
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